katherlne: katherlne: I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t u did not
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french
jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
how to prepare for exams: cry
best-of-funny: stupicl: FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11 X
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
spotifylistener: when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
fakeyouout: “money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
kenzis: so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
reading-passion: Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl