We don't say "dating," we say "talking." Instead of saying "we're in a relationship," we say "we're a thing." We forgot "making love" and learned to say "fucking." It's no wonder our generation doesn't know the meaning of commitment.
That awkward moment when you can't remember what you were going to do but you do remember you were going to do something.
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
When someone takes a bad photo of you
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
where are you from?
i’m from malaysia, but i live in hong kong :)
that one person that you just wanna...
That moment when someone is at your house but you don't want to leave your room to find out who it is
So you sit there and do a mental voice analysis..