June 2011
We don't say "dating," we say "talking." Instead of saying "we're in a relationship," we say "we're a thing." We forgot "making love" and learned to say "fucking." It's no wonder our generation doesn't know the meaning of commitment.
That awkward moment when you can't remember what you were going to do but you do remember you were going to do something.
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
where are you from?
i’m from malaysia, but i live in hong kong :)
i was talking to my mom and i'm like "haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate, alligators gonna alligate" and then she tries to join in and says "rapers gonna rape"
that one person that you just wanna...
LMFAOOOO
That moment when someone is at your house but you don't want to leave your room to find out who it is
So you sit there and do a mental voice analysis..
